And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...– Roald Dahl
The gay lifestyle
I live the gay lifestyle, the gay lifestyle that is often mentioned by some Republican candidates for president. For those who are unfamiliar with the lifestyle, this is a typical day: 7:00 a.m. I wake up, and just as I have done every morning since puberty, I choose to be gay today. This will come as a great relief to my gay, homosexual, male lover who lies beside me. Because being gay is a...
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.– Gloria Steinem
IQ - Zero Hour
Yesterday is up for auction Souvenirs are in demand In the rooms where rocking horses Carried us on moonlit strands Thunder crash and flash of lightning Storms of metal raining down Little hands that cradle ashes Little eyelids heavy, head run aground Will the cross and all it’s stations Lead you where you want to go? You say you want a revelation Well, tell me something I don’t know...
Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that...– G.K. Chesterton
Don’t you hate when you open a bag of chips and it’s only 30% full?...